Teaser Tuesday - 12/6/11

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.
 
Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
-Grab your current read
-Open to a random page
-Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
-Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

"How old are you Alice?"
"I'm twenty-nine, Jane." Alice was irritated by Jane's dramatic tone. What was she getting at? "Same age as you."
Jane sat back up and looked at George Clooney triumphantly.
She said, "I just got an invitation to her fortieth birthday."
That was the day Alice Mary Love went to the gym and carelessly misplaced a decade of her life. 

What Alice Forgot (Liane Moriarty), pg. 13